A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 01, 2015
“How does Moses make his tea?"/"Hebrews it.”

"How does Moses make his coffee/tea? Hebrews it” is a popular pun that has been printed on many images. The tea version is the most popular and has been cited in print since at least July 2009.

“How does Moses make his coffee? HEBREWS IT” was cited on Twitter on December 2, 2009. An extended version was posted on Twitter on February 29, 2012:

“How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.” “Jew kiddin’ me.” “No, Israeli how he does it.” “R U Syrias?” “I Canaan tell a lie.”


Tom Mackie Racing
PUNOGRAPHY
Posted by TMR on July 20th, 2009
(...)
How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it ..

Twitter
Joseph Morales
‏@ADeafSoundGuy
“How does Moses make tea?  .......  Hebrews it!”
7:26 PM - 27 Nov 2009

Twitter
Tom Olson
‏@myotomy
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
12:38 PM - 2 Dec 2009

Twitter
B
‏@afoolofatook
Lmao I love Alexx : RT @Ashbottom: How does Moses make his coffee? HEBREWS IT.
2:59 PM - 2 Dec 2009

Twitter
Dwingga Anindito
‏@ditodw
How did Moses makes his tea? Hebrews it #badumtish!
12:55 AM - 13 Feb 2011

Google Books
All Kinds of Humor:
Jokes, Quips, and Fun Stuff for Many Occasions. Over Forty Categories. Book 2

By Frank Verano
Xlibris Corporation (Xlibris.com)
2012
Pg. 206:
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Twitter
Muaz
‏@Muazzikri
“How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.” “Jew kiddin’ me.” “No, Israeli how he does it.” “R U Syrias?” “I Canaan tell a lie.”
8:48 AM - 29 Feb 2012

19 May 2012, Gettysburg (PA) Times, “Very Punny” by Jarrad Hedes, pg. A4, col. 3:
How does Moses make his tea? HEBREWS it.

OregonLive
Friday’s Edge: Get your fill of puns here
Print Special to The Oregonian By Special to The Oregonian
on November 21, 2012 at 4:57 PM, updated November 21, 2012 at 4:59 PM
(...)
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Google Books
More One Liners, Jokes and Gags
By Grant Tucker
London: The Robson Press
2013
Pg. ?:
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

BuzzFeed
19 Ridiculous Jokes That Will Make Your Day Just Punderful
These should all be PUNished for how silly they are. Another bad joke. Please don’t PUNch me.

posted on Mar. 4, 2015, at 8:49 a.m.
(...)
1. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Twitter
PUNS
‏@omgthatspunny
How does Moses make his tea? ☕️
Hebrews it.
I’m serious that Israeli how he does it.
4:50 PM - 30 Jan 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, July 01, 2015 • Permalink