A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from June 16, 2017
“How do you milk sheep?"/"With iPhone accessories.”

Apple’s iPhone has had many versions, and there are many apps for it. A riddle is:

Q: How do you milk sheep?
A: With iPhone accessories.


“What’s the best way to milk a sheep? $30 iPhone adapters. #badapple #iphone5” was posted on Twitter on September 13, 2012. “How do you milk sheep? Bring out a new iphone” was posted on Twitter on September 14, 2012. “How do you milk sheep? With iPhone accessories” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 8, 2016.

The iPhone joke has been printed on many images.


Wikipedia: iPhone
iPhone (/ˈaɪfoʊn/ EYE-fohn) is a line of smartphones designed and marketed by Apple Inc. They run Apple’s iOS mobile operating system. The first generation iPhone was released on June 29, 2007, and there have been multiple new hardware iterations since.

The user interface is built around the device’s multi-touch screen, including a virtual keyboard. The iPhone has Wi-Fi and can connect to cellular networks. An iPhone can shoot video (though this was not a standard feature until the iPhone 3GS), take photos, play music, send and receive email, browse the web, send and receive text messages, follow GPS navigation, record notes, perform mathematical calculations, and receive visual voicemail. Other functionality, such as video games, reference works, and social networking, can be enabled by downloading mobile apps. As of January 2017, Apple’s App Store contained more than 2.2 million applications available for the iPhone.

Twitter
Dominic L‏
@dominiclam888
What’s the best way to milk a sheep? $30 iPhone adapters. #badapple #iphone5
12:32 PM - 13 Sep 2012

Twitter
Barry McCann‏
@Bazzinho9
What’s the best way to milk a sheep? Charge £30 for an iPhone 5 charger
1:05 PM - 13 Sep 2012

Twitter
Alan‏
@ARowanJenkins
How do you milk sheep? Bring out a new iphone.
1:58 PM - 14 Sep 2012

Twitter
(( Dave W ))‏
@Its_DaveW
How do you milk sheep? Get Apple to bring out the iPhone 5!
10:29 AM - 15 Sep 2012

Reddit—Jokes
How do you milk sheep?
submitted September 8, 2016 by Blackredfiesta
With iPhone accessories.

Twitter
Gautam Trivedi‏
@Gotham3
How do you milk sheep?
By selling them iPhone attachments and accessories.
3:28 PM - 8 Sep 2016

Me.Me
TRUE A HOW DO YOU MILK SHEEP WITH IPHONE ACCESSORIES SHEEP’S MILK = MONEY MEME
FUNNY IPHONE MONEY TRUE HOW MILK MONEY MILKING SHEEPS ACCESSORIES IPHONED
FOUND @ 2294 VIEWS ON 2016-09-09 03:42:57 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: IMGUR

Twitter
Joke Authority‏
@JokeAuthority
How do you milk sheep? With iPhone accessories.
11:10 PM - 29 Dec 2016

19 May 2017, The Sun (London, UK), pg. 13:
TEXT Joke of the Week No.1 — How do you milk sheep? Release another iPhone.

Reddit—Jokes
How do you milk sheep?
submitted June 16, 2017 by ____Batman______
With iPhone accessories.

Posted by Barry Popik
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