A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 20, 2010
Gonorrhea Lectim or GonorrheaLectim (Gonna re-elect ‘em)

"Gonorrhea” is a common sexually transmitted disease. “Gonorrhea Lectim” or “GonorrheaLectim” ("gonna re-elect ‘em") is seen by some as a common politically transmitted disease.

The “Gonorrhea Lectim” joke is cited in print from 2004.


Wikipedia: Gonorrhea
Gonorrhea (also gonorrhoea) is a common sexually transmitted infection caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae (also called Gonococcus, which is often abbreviated as “GC” by clinicians). In the US, its incidence is second only to chlamydia among bacterial STDs. In both men and women if gonorrhea is left untreated, it may spread throughout the body, affecting joints and even heart valves.

Gonorrhea cannot be spread by sharing toilets and bathrooms.

Blogging Left
Friday, November 26, 2004
WARNING VIRULENT SEXUALLY TRANSMISTTED DISEASE
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhealectim (pronounced “gonna re-elect him").Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially virulent disease. Cognitive sequellae of individuals infectedwith Gonorrhea lectim include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; ignorance of geography andhistory; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.

Dick Mac (alive!)
Friday, December 03, 2004
New Strain of Gonorrhea
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a virulent new strain of the sexually transmitted disease gonorrhea named Gonorrhea lectim.

The victims, having been screwed over the past 4 years and in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves. The outbreak has been concentrated primarily in rural areas of the Southern United States, but outbreaks have been reported in suburban areas of the North, with high concentrations in Ohio and Indiana.

20 January 2005, Charlotte (NC) Observer, pg. 7E:
MILLIONS HIT BY NEW STD IN NOVEMBER
According to e-mails from several readers, a new strain of sexually transmitted disease ran through the country in November. The disease, called Gonorrhea Lectim ("gon-na-re-a-elect-im"), which is contracted after having been screwed for four years, hit slightly more than half the population. Symptoms may show up months or even years later. Possible signs of Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to, delusions of grandeur with a distinct…

Online Gambling - Politics and Government Forum
George W. Bush
10-17-06, 06:04 PM
New STD discovered only in America
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about a
new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous
and high-risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced “gonna re-elect him.”
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past
four years.
Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social
personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive
dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,
uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards
evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease
originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

Weasel Zippers
Look Out for “GonorrheaLectim”
Posted by Brian on Wednesday, May 19, 2010, at 6:05 PM
I don’t usually pay much attention to those mass emails you get sometimes, but this one is outstanding! Look out for the terrible condition known as, “GonorrheaLectim”:

CDC ALERT-Information about GonorrheaLectim
Information about GonorrheaLectim
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called GonorrheaLectim. It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ‘em,” and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008…but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don’t engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.

Posted by Barry Popik
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