A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 06, 2017
“Four brewery CEOs walk into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” One version has four brewery CEOs enter.

The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud Light. The CEO of Miller orders a Miller Light. The CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light. The CEO of Guinness orders a Coke. The other three ask him, “Why didn’t you order a Guinness?” He replies, “If you guys aren’t drinking beer, then neither am I.”

The joke has been cited in print since at least 1997.

“Cheap beer is like having sex in a canoe” is another “American beer is like water” joke.


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Beer joke ( NO MOTO CONTENT! )
Robert Opiela
9/5/97
Forwarded message:
> >There’s a big conference of beer producers in the most beautiful town in
> >the world: Amsterdam, the Netherlands…
> >
> >At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide
> >to have a drink in a bar. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the
> >president of Miller orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors and
> >the list goes on…
> >
> >Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to
> >everybody’s amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!
> >
> >“Why don’t you order a Guinness?” his colleagues ask.
> >
> >“Naah. If you guys won’t drink beer, then neither will I.”

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Guinness
Anthony & Joy Hilbert
9/20/97
Thought you might like this:

> The biggest beer producers in the world meet for a conference,
> and at the end of the day, the presidents of all the beer companies decide
> to have a drink together at a bar.
> The president of naturally Budweiser orders a Bud, the president of
> Miller orders a Miller, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and so on down the
> list.
> Then the bartender asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and to
> everybody’s amazement, he orders tea!
> “Why don’t you order a Guinness?” his colleagues ask suspiciously,
> wondering if they’ve stumbled on an embarrasing secret.
> “Naah,” replies Guinness. “If you guys aren’t going to drink
> beer, then neither will I.”

Reddit—Jokes
The CEO of Budweiser, Miller and Carlsberg walks into a bar.
submitted August 29, 2016 by professorbrainiac
The CEO of Budweiser walks up to the bar and orders a Budweiser, after which the CEO of Miller orders a Miller. Then the CEO of Carlsberg says to the bartender: “I’ll have a glass of water.” The others looks baffled and asks him: “Why didn’t you order a Carlsberg?”. He replies: “Well, since you’re not having beer...”

Reddit—Jokes
Four CEOs of beer companies are having a meeting and they decide to get a drink.
submitted August 1, 2017 by philcfm19
The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud light. The CEO of Miller orders a Miller Lite. The CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light. The CEO of Guinness orders a Coke.
The three CEOS then ask him, why aren’t you ordering a Guinness?
He replies: “If you guys aren’t drinking beer than neither will I.”

Me.Me
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Reddit—Jokes
Four brewery CEOs walk into a bar.
submitted August 7, 2017 by verchjom
The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud Light. The CEO of Miller orders a Miller Light. The CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light. The CEO of Guiness orders a Coke. The other three ask him, “Why didn’t you order a Guiness?” He replies, “If you guys aren’t drinking beer, then neither am I.”

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