A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 04, 2017
“Food delivery is a combination of my three favorite things…” (joke)

What’s so great about food delivery? German Amaya posted on Twitter on October 9, 2009:

“Food delivery is a combination of 2 things I like… EATING.. n NOT MOVING.!!!”

TokenSuperhero posted on Twitter on July 17, 2011, adding one more reason:

“Food delivery is a combination of my three favorite things:
1. Food
2. Not moving
3. Avoiding people”


TokenSuperhero’s tweet has been included in many collections of funny food tweets.


Twitter
German Amaya
‏@amaya4000
Food delivery is a combination of 2 things I like… EATING.. n NOT MOVING.!!!
8:14 PM - 9 Oct 2009

Twitter
TokenSuperhero
‏@MarcusTheToken
Food delivery is a combination of my three favorite things:
1. Food
2. Not moving
3. Avoiding people
9:09 PM - 17 Jul 2011

Inside the Actor’s Studio Apartment
MONDAY, AUGUST 19, 2013
Weekend Recap.
… Ordered in pizza last night, which made me realize – food delivery is a combination of my three favorite things: food, not moving and avoiding people…
POSTED BY MATT SHEVIN AT 12:43 AM

Smart Cooky
The 20 Funniest Tweets About Food
Pragati Shukla , NDTV | Updated: May 20, 2014 15:24 IST
(...)
Pragati TokenSuperhero @MarcusTheToken
Food delivery is a combination of my three favorite things:
1. Food
2. Not moving
3. Avoiding people
10:09 PM - 17 Jul 2011Shukla , NDTV | Updated: May 20, 2014 15:24 IST

BuzzFeed
17 Tweets About Trying To Eat Healthy That Are Pretty Funny
Lunch and I are happy to welcome our child into the world: Baby halloumi.

posted on Jan. 22, 2016, at 6:25 a.m.
Ailbhe Malone
BuzzFeed Staff, UK
(...)
8.
TokenSuperhero @MarcusTheToken
Food delivery is a combination of my three favorite things:
1. Food
2. Not moving
3. Avoiding people
10:09 PM - 17 Jul 2011

The Hook magazine
May 15, 2016
15 Of The Funniest Tweets About Food
by @Daisy Naylor
(...)
5. It’s a win, win, win situation..
TokenSuperhero @MarcusTheToken
Food delivery is a combination of my three favorite things:
1. Food
2. Not moving
3. Avoiding people
10:09 PM - 17 Jul 2011

Berry
31 Tweets That’ll Make You Say “Me And Food”
JENNIFER MCCALL on MAY 31, 2016
(...)
8.
TokenSuperhero @MarcusTheToken
Food delivery is a combination of my three favorite things:
1. Food
2. Not moving
3. Avoiding people
10:09 PM - 17 Jul 2011

Vagabomb
36 Hilarious Posts on Food That Are Chicken Soup for the Funny Soul
by Shahana Yasmin 08 November, 2016
(...)
TokenSuperhero @MarcusTheToken
Food delivery is a combination of my three favorite things:
1. Food
2. Not moving
3. Avoiding people
10:09 PM - 17 Jul 2011

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, January 04, 2017 • Permalink