A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 06, 2017
“Don’t fart in an Apple store. They don’t have Windows”

"Don’t fart in an Apple store. They don’t have Windows“ is a computer joke that has been printed on many images. “I just dropped a horrific fart in the Apple Store. Everyone’s is pissed, but it’s not my fault they don’t have Windows” was posted on Twitter by Derek on November 10, 2010.

The joke became viral by early 2013.


Wikipedia: Apple Store
Apple Store is a chain of retail stores owned and operated by Apple Inc. The stores sell Mac personal computers, iPhone smartphones, iPad tablet computers, iPod portable media players, Apple Watch smartwatches, Apple TV digital media players, software, and select third-party accessories.

Twitter
Derek‏
@ziuqrd
I just dropped a horrific fart in the Apple Store. Everyone’s is pissed, but it’s not my fault they don’t have Windows.
6:38 PM - 10 Nov 2010

Twitter
Daniele Stiglitz‏
@danielestiglitz
«Never fart in an apple store. They don’t have windows» [cit.]
7:05 PM - 3 Nov 2011

Twitter
Taylor Rose‏
@taylor_roseeee
I just dropped a horrific fart in the apple store everyone’s pissed but it not my fault they don’t have windows.
8:41 AM - 10 Jan 2013

Twitter
Not Will Ferrell‏
@itsWillyFerrell
I farted in the Apple store and everybody got pissed. It’s not my fault they don’t have Windows…
2:10 AM - 13 Feb 2013

Reddit—Jokes
Don’t fart in an apple store.
submitted November 15, 2013 by [deleted]
Because they don’t have windows.

Reddit—Jokes
I farted in the apple store and everyone got pissed
submitted January 16, 2015 by jecaero
not my fault they don’t have windows

Reddit—Jokes
I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me.
submitted November 22, 2015 by Exxenna
Not my fault they don’t have Windows.

Facebook
SmartSpot
May 31, 2016 ·
Go fart in an Apple store, they don’t have windows!

31 August 2016, News Mail (Bundaberg, Queensland), pg. 13:
Q: Why is it a bad idea to fart in an Apple store?
A: Because they don’t have Windows.

Me.Me
I FARTED IN THE APPLE STORE EVERYONE GOT PISSED NOT MY FAULT THEY DON’T HAVE WINDOWS MEME
APPLE MEMES WINDOWS APPL APPLE STORE 🤖 FART APPLES WINDOW APPLE STORES WINDOWER I FARTED FARTS FAULT NOT MY FAULT APPLING
FOUND @ 1 LIKES ON 2016-11-23 18:22:45 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: FACEBOOK

Reddit—Jokes
Dont fart in an Apple store..
submitted June 7, 2017 by Mikeandmusic182
They don’t have Windows.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Tuesday, June 06, 2017 • Permalink