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Entry from July 06, 2017
“Doctor: Don’t eat anything fatty” (joke)

A popular fat joke is:

DOCTOR: Don’t eat anything fatty
ME: What!? No pizza? No burgers?
DOCTOR: No fatty, just don’t eat.


“My doctor told me I couldn’t eat anything too fatty, turns out he said ‘don’t eat anything, fatty’” was posted on Twitter on February 27, 2013. The full joke was published on Twitter and Sickapedia on August 30, 2013 and has been printed on several images.


Twitter
Joe Bor‏
@josephbor
My doctor told me I couldn’t eat anything too fatty, turns out he said ‘don’t eat anything, fatty’.
5:30 PM - 27 Feb 2013

Twitter
Jack‏
@Union_Jackanory
Doctor: “Don’t eat anything fatty”
Me: “Ok, you mean like pie & chips and stuff?”
Doctor: “No, I mean Fatty, don’t eat anything!”
11:45 AM - 30 Aug 2013

Twitter
Sickapedia_Jokes‏
@Sickapedia_Joke
When I went my doctor for a check up he told me, don’t eat anything fatty.
‘ Do you mean things like pies and… http://fb.me/6ifDmA24j
3:54 PM - 30 Aug 2013

Facebook
Dad Joke of the Day
November 15, 2013 ·
Just been for a Medical.
The Doctor said “Don’t eat anything fatty.”
I said “What, you mean like chips, burgers, bacon, crisps?”
He said “No fatty, don’t eat anything.”

19 November 2013, The Observer (Gladstone, Queensland), “Joke of the Day,” pg. 10:
JUST been for a medical.

The doctor said: “Don’t eat anything fatty.”

I said: “What, you mean like chips, burgers, bacon, crisps?”

He said: “No fatty, don’t eat anything.”

Reddit—Jokes
I went to the doctor and he said “don’t eat anything fatty.”
submitted October 9, 2015 by ToKickAHoneyBadger
I asked “ no bacon? No burgers?!”
To which he replied “No fatty, just don’t eat anything! “

Google Books
3000 Jokes, 2997 Laughs
By Mike Haskins
London, UK: Portico
2017
Pg. ?:
Norman’s doctor examines him and says, ‘You’re quite overweight.’ ‘What should I do?’ says Norman. ‘Don’t eat anything fatty,’ says the doctor. ‘You mean like cake or biscuits,’ asks Norman. ‘No,’ says the doctor. ‘I’ll tell you once again – Fatty, don’t eat anything!”

Me.Me
I JUST HAD A PHYSICAL AND THE DOCTOR SAID DON’T EAT ANYTHING FATTY I SAID LIKE CHEESEBURGERS AND BACON? AND HE SAID NO FATTY DON’T EAT ANYTHING! UNBELIEVABLE & LUDICRUS I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK! MEME
DOCTOR MEMES PHYSICAL THE DOCTOR BACON 🤖 LIKE I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK EAT RESEMBLE THAT REMARK JUST ANYTHING REMARKABLE BACONATOR RESEMBLE I JUST FATTY NO SAID DONT UNBELIEVABLE AND THAT THE REMARK
FOUND @ 3 LIKES ON 2017-06-30 14:08:14 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: FACEBOOK

Reddit—Jokes
Doctor: Don’t eat anything fatty
submitted July 7, 2017 by JoshPlaysUltimate
Me: What!? No pizza? No burgers?
Doctor: No fatty, just don’t eat

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, July 06, 2017 • Permalink