A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from January 10, 2017
“Dad, when I grow up, I want to be a feminist”

A popular feminist joke is:

Daughter: Dad, when I grow up, I want to be a feminist.
Father: Well, pick one. You can’t do both.


The joke was posted on Twitter on June 11, 2015 and was first posted to Reddit—Jokes on April 17, 2016.

“Mom, when I grow up, I’d like to be a musician” is a similar joke.


Twitter
pokemon_fetish
‏@SJWTracts
@Cwheezee “Mommy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up!”
“Well, pick one. You can’t be both.”
4:25 PM - 11 Jun 2015 from Toronto, Ontario

Twitter
C : Polygon\NtPolygon
‏@NotPolygon
“Mommy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up!”
“Well, pick one. You can’t be both.”
“But moooooooommm....”
#WomenAgainstFeminism #sjwlogic
7:29 AM - 16 Jun 2015

Reddit—Jokes
Little girl: “Mommy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up.”
submitted April 12, 2016 by shooterbooth
Mom: “Well pick one sweetie, you can’t do both.”

Reddit—Jokes
“Dad, I want to be a feminist when I grow up.”
submitted November 27, 2016 by PhantomSasuke
Dad: “Well choose one honey, you can’t do both”.

Reddit—Jokes
“Dad, I want to be a feminist when I grow up.”
submitted December 29, 2016 by PhantomSasuke
Dad: “Well choose one honey, you can’t do both”. 

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military • Tuesday, January 10, 2017 • Permalink