A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 27, 2017
“All bags of M&Ms are family size when you’re an orphan”

"Family size” means a large size, usually for 2-4 people. “Any bag of M&Ms are family size when you’re an orphan” is a joke that was posted on Twitter on May 15, 2012.

“All chips are family size if you’re an orphan” was posted on Twitter on March 31, 2016.


Twitter
⚡Tony ⚡‏
@Tweet_Gawd_
Any bag of M&Ms are family size when you’re an orphan
12:14 AM - 15 May 2012

Twitter
JoHn Conye ➡️ EF1‏
@xjroll
Any size M&Ms are family size for an orphan.
8:52 PM - 15 May 2012

Twitter
Deaqon James‏
@DeaqonJames
Did anyone stop to think that any bag of M&M’s are family size when you’re an orphan?
1:36 AM - 8 Aug 2012

Twitter
RexKwondo‏
@JordanEborall
All packs of food are family size when you’re an orphan
1:48 PM - 14 Oct 2012

Twitter
Orphan Jokes Daily‏
@OrphanJokes
Follow
Any bag of m&ms are family size when you’re an orphan.
12:37 PM - 3 Oct 2013

Twitter
Quinten‏
@QuintenDillon
All chips are family size if you’re an orphan 😁😂
11:47 PM - 31 Mar 2016

Twitter
Caleb Gudeman‏
@CalebGudeman
“All bags of chips are family size if you’re an orphan”
8:21 AM - 8 Apr 2016

Reddit—Jokes
Wanna know why it’s great to be an orphan?
submitted June 28, 2017 by TheRubiksGamer
All bags of chips are family size.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, June 27, 2017 • Permalink