A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 01, 2016
“Alcoholics don’t run in my family. They stumble around breaking stuff”

"Alcoholics don’t run in my family. They stumble around breaking stuff” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images “Alcoholics don’t run in my family. They fall down” was posted on Twitter on October 21, 2012. “Alcoholics don’t run in my family, they stumble” was posted on Twitter on March 3, 2013.

“Alcoholics don’t run in my family, they stumble around breaking stuff” was posted on Twitter on March 9, 2013.


Twitter
Chelsea marie
‏@BigHeartedBitch
Alcoholics don’t run in my family. They fall down.
9:20 PM - 21 Oct 2012

Twitter
sally
‏@sallykasten
Alcoholics don’t run in my family, they stumble.
5:21 PM - 3 Mar 2013

Twitter
Leslie Woodward
‏@Les_Woodward
Alcoholics don’t run in my family, they stumble around breaking stuff.
4:11 AM - 9 Mar 2013

Twitter
SickipediaToday
‏@SickipediaToday
Alcoholics don’t run in my family, they stumble around breaking stuff.: Alcoholics don’t run in my family, the… http://bit.ly/10u8JwZ
5:25 AM - 9 Mar 2013

Twitter
Will Cantrell
‏@willcantrell123
Alcoholics don’t run in my family...they bump into things and shouting abuse at the coffee table.
9:53 AM - 9 Mar 2013

Twitter
Ducky™
‏@Baby_Duck
Alcoholics don’t run in my family… they stumble around and break shit!
5:54 PM - 9 Mar 2013

Reddit
Alcoholics don’t run in my family…
submitted September 30, 2014 by DinoSaurcery
They stumble around breaking things

Pref
April 26, 2016
30 Of The Greatest One-Line Jokes. Number 10 Is Really Clever.
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15. Alcoholics don’t run in my family - they mostly stumble around and bump into things.
- JahanzaibRao

Reddit
Alcoholics don’t run in my family…
submitted October 1, 2016 by madazzahatter
...they mostly stumble around and bump into things.

Posted by Barry Popik
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