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Entry from June 15, 2024
“Coffee (n.): A dark magical substance that turns ‘leave me alone’ into ‘good morning,  honey’”

Entry in progress—BP
 
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سعاد ☁️
@SoswYusuf
COFFEE
{KOF EE] NOUN
A necessary, magical substance that turns "leave me alone" into
"good morning, honey"
3:29 AM · Jan 10, 2024

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AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@ABadassPatriot
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
coffee
[kaw-fee] noun
A dark, magical substance that turns
“leave me alone” into “good morning,
people”.
8:03 AM · Jun 15, 2024
 

 

Posted by Barry Popik
New York City • Food/Drink • Saturday, June 15, 2024 • Permalink


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