Are teachers boring? One pun is:
 
Q: Why didn’t the piglets listen to the teacher pig?
A: Because he was an old boar.
 
“Why wouldn’t the piglets listen to their father? Because he was such an old boar” was published in a joke book in 1987.
 
         
Google Books
Smart Alec’s Revolting Jokes for Kids
New York, NY: Ballantine Books
1989, ©1987
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Why wouldn’t the piglets listen to their father? Because he was such an old boar.
   
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Category: Pig jokes
Date Added: 11/10/2007
Joke: Why didnt the piglets listen to the teacher pig?Because he was an old boar.
 
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@wilsonbear Why didn’t the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar.
9:18 AM - 21 Jul 2009
 
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Why didn’t the piglets listen to the teacher pig?Because he was an old boar.
12:22 AM - 23 Jul 2010
 
20 June 2012, Western Advocate (Bathurst, New South Wales), “Hi boys and girls, Slim Tex Warren the singing cowboy,” pg. 13:
Q: Why didn’t the piglets listen to their grandfather?
A: Because he was an old boar!
 
Google Books
Sensible Nonsense.. Frank’s Comic Pack:
Humour Pack Series
By Frank Paul
BookBaby
2014
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Why didn’t the piglets listen to the teacher pig?Because he was an old boar.
 
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Why didn’t the piglets listen to the teacher pig?
Because he was an old boar.
 
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Why didn’t the piglets listen to the teacher
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Because he was an old boar.
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11:14 PM - 9 Jul 2017