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Entry from April 01, 2018
“I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players. The servers are currently down”

Websites often have a problem with a “server,” providing the basis of tennis puns. “Made a website for depressed tennis players. Servers are currently down” was posted on Twitter on January 26, 2015. “I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players. The servers are currently down” was posted on Reddit—Cleanjokes on April 1, 2018.
 
“I ordered tennis balls on the internet, but the site crashed. Must be problems with the server” is a similar joke about tennis “servers.”
 
     
Twitter
mace
@MaceHornyyy
Made a website for depressed tennis players. Servers are currently down.
12:37 PM - 26 Jan 2015 from Ampthill, England
 
Twitter
Kenny the Jester.. 😉
@djwotever
@DebGreenwoodTV I made a website for depressed tennis players.
Servers are currently down.
12:38 PM - 26 Jan 2015
     
30 January 2015, Birmingham (UK) Mail, pg. 21:
I’VE created a website for depressed tennis players, but the server’s currently down.
 
Twitter
LaffGaff
@LaffGaff
I made a website for depressed tennis players.
The servers are currently down.
#funny #jokes
5:12 PM - 25 May 2015
 
Twitter
John
@JFD1960
I’ve set up a website for depressed tennis players. Problem is the servers are down
4:42 PM - 8 Dec 2016
     
Twitter
🎗 MOGGY 🎗
@DavidMoggy
I set up a website for depressed tennis players…
Servers are currently down
7:11 AM - 27 Feb 2017
 
Twitter
John
@JFD1960
I’ve started a website for depressed tennis players. You can’t get on it tonight, the servers are down
5:45 PM - 19 Feb 2018
 
Reddit—Cleanjokes
I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players… (self.cleanjokes)
submitted April 1, 2018 by madazzahatter
The servers are currently down.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMedia/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet • Sunday, April 01, 2018 • Permalink


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