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Entry from September 28, 2018
“If you have to purchase a VIP ticket for an event, you probably aren’t an actual VIP”

Many events sell more expensive “VIP” (very important person) tickets. The tickets might offer advantages such as better seating or a pass backstage.
 
An observation was posted on Reddit—Shower Thoughts on September 27, 2018:
 
“If you have to purchase a VIP ticket for an event you probably aren’t an actual VIP.”
 
That is, a real VIP would get free tickets.
 
 
Reddit—Shower Thoughts
If you have to purchase a VIP ticket for an event you probably aren’t an actual VIP.
submitted September 27, 2018 by ESmithsGhost
 
Twitter
Living Sarcasm
@SarcasmLiving
If you have to purchase a VIP ticket for an event you probably aren’t an actual VIP.
7:48 AM - 27 Sep 2018
     
Twitter
RandomFun!
@RandomFun_
If you have to purchase a VIP ticket for an event you probably aren’t an actual VIP.
8:00 AM - 27 Sep 2018
 
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Mr. Drinks On Me
@Mr_DrinksOnMe
If you have to purchase a VIP ticket for an event, you probably aren’t an actual VIP.
2:55 AM - 28 Sep 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
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