The saying “I can’t stand” is usually not taken literally, but there are jokes. This was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 24, 2019:
   
“I can’t stand when people kick me in the back of the leg.”
   
   
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/StupidSexyFlanderss_ November 24, 2019
I can’t stand when people kick me in the back of the leg
   
Twitter
Michael Fox 🌹
@Fauxybingo
I can’t stand when people kick me in the back of the leg.
7:06 AM · Nov 26, 2019·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Allan Taylor 🎅
@allantaylor
I can’t stand when people kick me in the back of the leg
6:37 PM · Nov 27, 2019·Twitter Web App
 
LaffGaff
By laffgaff November 29, 2019
Funny Leg Kick Joke
I can’t stand…
When people kick me in the back of the leg.
 
Twitter
GeorgeMclain30
@GMclain30
Joke of the day: I can’t stand when people kick me in the back of the leg. Have a great day friendz.
2:32 PM · Nov 30, 2019·Twitter Web App