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Entry from February 19, 2020
“I made some fish tacos last night. But they just ignored them and swam away”

Is a fish taco made “of” fish or made “for” fish? A fish taco joke was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on July 25, 2019:
     
“I made some fish tacos last night. But they just ignored them and swam away.”
     
Similar jokes include “Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn’t. It shits on the floor,” “I bought an alcoholic ginger beer. He wasn’t happy about it,” ““I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it,” “I made some jerk chicken today. He didn’t even say ‘thank you’!”  and “Last night I made a lamb curry, but apparently they prefer grass.”
   
     
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/PaleoGamer July 25, 2019
I made some fish tacos last night
But they just ignored them and swam away.
 
Twitter
@CartX_
i made some fish tacos and they ignored them and swam away
7:00 PM · Jul 25, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Jay🦋
@_Reminiscer_
I made some fish tacos for dinner, but they ignored them and swam away 😕
7:25 PM · Jul 25, 2019·Twitter Web App
 
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
I made some fish tacos last night.
But they just ignored them and swam away.
6:44 AM · Jul 26, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
       
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
I made some fish tacos last night.
But they just ignored them and swam away.
3:15 PM · Feb 15, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
QT@Anon 🌟🌟🌟
@QTAnon1
I made some fish tacos last night.
But they just ignored them and swam away.
3:49 AM · Feb 16, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
LaffGaff
FISH TACOS
By laffgaff February 18, 2020
I made some fish tacos last night.
But they just ignored them and swam away.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, February 19, 2020 • Permalink


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