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Entry from May 11, 2024
“I’m thinking about getting a pet to take jogging with me. Maybe a turtle”

Many people jog/run with their dogs.
 
   
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Mark Renfroe
December 15, 2017 at 8:37 AM ·
I can’t run fast enough to take my dog jogging, so I got a pet turtle.
   
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April 17, 2024 at 9:29 AM ·
I’m thinking about getting a pet to take jogging with me. Maybe a turtle.
   
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April 17, 2024 at 11:22 AM ·
I’m thinking about getting a pet to take jogging with me. Maybe a turtle.
 
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@LuckyMcGee
Thinking about getting a pet to go jogging with me in the mornings. 🤔
Like maybe a turtle. 🐢
12:29 PM · Apr 18, 2024
 
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The Coyote
@TheCoyote10
I’m thinking about getting a pet to take jogging with me. Maybe a turtle
5:21 PM · Apr 18, 2024
     
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Tumge Riba Ntr
April 18, 2024 at 7:18 PM ·
I’m thinking about getting a pet to take jogging with me. Maybe a turtle.😁
 
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Evil Mark
@MrEvilMark
I’m thinking about getting a pet to take jogging with me. Maybe a turtle.
1:07 AM · Apr 19, 2024
 
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Harris
@GrandpaHarris65
I’m thinking about taking up jogging and getting a pet to take with me on runs, maybe a turtle.
8:01 PM · May 8, 2024
 
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen
Been thinking about getting a pet to take jogging with me.  Maybe a turtle.
1:21 PM · May 11, 2024

Posted by Barry Popik
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