“A heart shaped pizza is less pizza! Stay woke”
Many pizza shops sell heart-shaped pizza for Valentine's Day. However, many people have pointed out that this results in more money for less pizza. "I don't think you guys grasp…
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“A heart the size of Texas” or “A heart as big as Texas” (Texas saying)
To say that someone has "a heart the size of Texas" or "a heart as big as Texas" means that a person has a big heart. "A heart as big as Texas" has been cited in print…
“A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer”
Entry in progress -- B.P. [This entry was prepared with assistance from Garson O'Toole, Quote Investigator.] Google BooksMay 1878, Temple Bar: A London Magazine, "Sticks, Stocks an…
“A high five is just a multiplayer clap”
A "high five" involves two people, and is often seen in sports. "a high five is just a multiplayer clap" was posted on Twitter by roguax on December 16, 2014. "A high five…
“A highway to hell implies the existence of public transportation to heaven”
The Australian rock band AC/DC's song "Highway to Hell," from the 1979 album of the same name, popularized this term. A joke was posted on Twitter by Carlos Greaves on October 6,…
“A hipster walks into a bar you’ve never heard of” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are several "hipster" versions that have been printed on images. "So a…
“A hit dog will holler”
"A hit dog will holler" is an old proverb that has been popular in the southern United States. It means that a person who is offended by something someone has done will tell that person.…
“A holding company is where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you”
"A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you" was written by humorist Will Rogers (1879-1935) in a newspaper column on March 14,…
“A Hong Kong second is a New York minute”
The saying "New York minute" expresses the fast pace of New York City. Hong Kong is a business center that also claims to have a fast pace. “A Hong Kong second is a New York…
“A horse goes into a bar and says, ‘Can I have a large aperitif?’” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are several jokes about a "large aperitif" (large pair of teeth), usually…
“A horse runs into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." “A horse walks into a bar. Show jumping at its worst” is a related joke. Reddit --…
“A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." One "Descartes before the horse" (the cart before the horse) pun combines two…
“A horse walks into a bar and says, ‘On a right-angled triangle with side X, Y, and Z…’” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A Pythagorean theorem version is: "Pythagoras walks into a bar and says, 'Which…
“A horse walks into a bar. Show jumping at its worst” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are several show jumping variations. "A horse walk's into a bar, Needless…
“A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Hey!’ ...”
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A horse version is: "A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hey!'…
“A horse walks into a bar…” (bar anti-joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A popular version involving a horse is: "A horse walks into a bar and the barman says,…
“A horse walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A popular version involving a horse is: "A horse walks into a bar and the barman says,…
“A horse walks into a barn…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." "A horse walks into a barn" is an anti-joke. "A horse walks into a barn and…
“A horse, a dog, and a penguin walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A joke version is: *A horse, dog and penguin walk into a bar. Bartender: Seriously, why are…
“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running”
A hospital stay is expensive, and the comic line goes: "A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running." Variety columnist and author Frank Scully (1892-1964) was credited with…