“Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork”
"Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. Google BooksApril 1921, The Birth Control Review, pg. 18, col. 1 ad:Are You…
"Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. Google BooksApril 1921, The Birth Control Review, pg. 18, col. 1 ad:Are You…
"Don’t ever forget where you came from" usually means "don't forget your roots." A joke was posted on Twitter by "John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil" on…
"Don’t forget to set your clocks from sunshine and happiness back to misery and despair (tonight/this weekend)" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Turning clocks…
"Remember to set your scale back 10 lbs. this week" (or "Don’t forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds Wednesday night at 1 am for Thanksgiving") -- a joke about…
Many Texans love the free chips and salsa served at Tex-Mex restaurants. But is this a basis to choose a restaurant? "Don't judge a book by its cover, but always judge a TexMex restaurant…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many bars being closed. Liquor stores were left open, and many people made drinks at home. "Yesterday a worker at Walmart was talking to someone…
TwitterRachel Cochran@__rayyynicoledon't let your ice cream melt while counting someone else's sprinkles5:20 PM · Oct 14, 2017·Twitter for iPhone TwitterMiz…
The saying "don't panic, it's organic" (encouraging the use of organic foods) has been printed on many images. American fitness pioneer, actor and writer Gypsy Boots (1915-2004)…
"Don’t pick a job with great vacation time. Pick one that doesn’t need escaping from" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Rather than counting down the days to…
"Don't promise when you're happy. Don't reply when you're angry. Don't decide when you're sad" are some rules of advice that have been printed on many…
"Don’t resist chances. Take them like vitamins" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying -- the start of a longer paragraph -- was a Nike advertisement…
Many gamers have unfinished video games, and they don't like to talk about it. "Don’t talk to me or my 53 unfinished video games ever again" was posted on Tumblr by pojkflata on…
A beach volleyball joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on January 3, 2024: "Don’t throw a fit if your beach volleyball team is defeated. Nobody likes a shore loser." The expression…
"Don’t wait to buy real estate. Buy real estate and wait" is a popular real estate saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that real estate is a very good…
"Don’t want the neighbours thinking I’m rich.. so I turned a few lights off.. #tuesdaytitters" was posted on Twitter by Paul Kelly on October 18, 2022. Electric bills shot up in price…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." "[X] walks into a bar...and lowers it" is a popular form of the joke, where…
"Done is better than perfect" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been popular at Facebook and is often credited to Facebook executive Sheryl Sandberg.…
To be "done like a dinner" is to be finished and utterly defeated. "We did him then, and I'm glad he's done now: such a man as that ought to be done like a dinner" was…
A joke about dating was posted on X/Twitter by 〰 Just Linda 〰 on April 9, 2017, and this received over 2,000 likes: "Done with dating sites. I'm now focusing on pizza delivery guys…
"Donuts" are not "do nuts," but some people think there should be "donotnuts" or "don'tnuts" (for "do not nuts" or "don't…