A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 02, 2017
“Your finest Scotch, please” (Scotch tape joke)

There’s a difference between Scotch whisky and Scotch tape, but there have been several jokes. “A glass of your finest Scotch tape” was posted on Twitter on August 18, 2015. “Even my tape is of the finest scotch” was posted on Twitter on December 2, 2015.

This version was posted on Twitter by Dave Cactus‏ on December 28, 2016:

“Your finest Scotch, please.”
“Yes, sir,” the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape.



Wikipedia: Scotch whisky
Scotch whisky, often simply called Scotch, is malt whisky or grain whisky made in Scotland. Scotch whisky must be made in a manner specified by law.

Wikipedia: Scotch Tape
Scotch Tape is a brand name used for pressure-sensitive tapes manufactured by 3M as part of the company’s Scotch brand. Their magnetic recording tape products were also sold under the Scotch brand.

Twitter
Joey Keefe‏
@nojoeke
A glass of your finest Scotch tape #MakeLowbrowIntoHighbrow
12:08 PM - 18 Aug 2015

Twitter
Sam Reid‏
@SamReidSays
Even my tape is of the finest scotch.
8:06 AM - 2 Dec 2015

Twitter
Dave Cactus‏
@dave_cactus
“Your finest Scotch, please.”
“Yes, sir,” the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape.
4:33 AM - 28 Dec 2016

Twitter
Cj Simpson‏
@cjsj6
Your finest Scotch, please.”
“Yes, sir,” the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape.
9:17 AM - 29 Dec 2016

Twitter
Noodles‏
@AndreasTheSwede
“your finest scotch please”
-Me buying tape at Staples
7:54 PM - 5 Jan 2017

Twitter
Yager®‏
@garyyager
“I’ll have your finest scotch”
Gets handed a 12 year old roll of tape.
10:00 AM - 21 Feb 2017

Twitter
Rev Brodo‏
@BrandonDona
When I go into Staples to buy tape I always ask for their finest scotch.
2:11 PM - 22 Mar 2017

Twitter
muchachomalo‏
@KowloonDandy
“Your finest Scotch please”
“Yes, Sir”
*guy at stationery store hands over a 12 year old roll of tape
@ScotchProducts
1:10 PM - 7 Jul 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, July 02, 2017 • Permalink