“You know you’re drunk when you get home, put food in the microwave and then enter your pin number” is a jocular line about confusing the microwave with an ATM machine. “Ever enter your pin to reheat your food in the microwave?” was posted on Twitter on May 19, 2014.
“You know you’re drunk when you get home, put food in the microwave and then enter your pin number. http://bit.ly/1LqQa0m via @sickipedia” was posted on Twitter on June 20, 2015.
Twitter
Paula Rabe
@RabePaula
Ever enter your pin to reheat your food in the microwave?
1:33 PM - 19 May 2014
Twitter
Fresh Stand Up
@FreshStandUp
You know you’re drunk when you get home, put food in the microwave and then enter your pin number. http://bit.ly/1LqQa0m via @sickipedia
8:21 PM - 20 Jun 2015
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Graeme
@g24eme_
You know you’re drunk when you get home, put food in the microwave and then enter your pin number.
9:28 PM - 20 Jun 2015
Twitter
David Wicks
@TheDavidWicks
You know you’re drunk when you get home, put food in the microwave and then enter your pin number.
10:39 PM - 20 Jun 2015
Twitter
Simon
@SimonsJokes
You know you’re drunk when you get home from the pub, put food in the microwave and then enter your PIN number.
3:19 AM - 21 Jun 2015
Reddit—Jokes
You know you’re drunk when…
submitted July 18, 2015 by Battle4Seattle
...you get home, put food in the microwave, and then enter your pin number.
Facebook
You know you are drunk when. (Beer Jokes)
June 22, 2016 ·
You know you’re drunk when you get home, put food in the microwave and then enter your pin number.
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
You know you’re drunk when you get home, put food in the microwave and then enter your pin number.
5:56 PM - 27 Jun 2017
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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