A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 18, 2015
“You can’t make everybody happy. You’re not a Nutella jar”

"You can’t make everybody happy you’re not a NUTELLA jar” was cited on Twitter on August 19, 2014. Nutella is the brand name of an Italian sweetened hazelnut chocolate spread. “You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a Nutella jar” was cited on Twitter on September 21, 2014. “You can’t please everyone. You’re not a Nutella jar.” was also cited on Twitter on September 21, 2014.

The basic form of the saying has been used for foods other than Nutella. “You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a peanut butter jar” was cited on Twitter on September 23, 2014. “You can’t please everyone. You’re not a pizza” was cited on Twitter on February 17, 2015.


Twitter
Jose Antonio Palomo
‏@JoseAPalomo
“You can’t make everybody happy you’re not a NUTELLA jar”....
9:51 PM - 19 Aug 2014

Twitter
✖️A L E X X ✖️
‏@alexcervenakk
Just came across this quote:
You can’t make everyone happy,
You’re not not Nutella jar.
3:18 AM - 3 Sep 2014

Twitter
Bindi Irwin
‏@BindiIrwin
You can’t make everyone happy.
You’re not a Nutella jar.
6:39 AM - 21 Sep 2014

Twitter
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‏@Ellawinkwolfe
You can’t please everyone.
You’re not a Nutella jar.
9:10 PM - 21 Sep 2014

Twitter
Chelsea Wolf
‏@chelsea_wolf8
“You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a peanut butter jar.”
8:33 PM - 23 Sep 2014

Twitter
Emmy Rossum
‏@emmyrossum
You can’t please everyone. You’re not Nutella.
12:52 PM - 2 Feb 2015

Twitter
Zachary S Areias
‏@UnsungHero17
Just remember this “You can’t please everyone , you’re not a jar of peanut butter”
8:20 PM - 6 Feb 2015

Twitter
Farrah
‏@farrah_hanis
You can’t please everyone. You’re not a pizza.
7:38 AM - 17 Feb 2015

Twitter
Alexander Bawa
‏@AlexxBawa
You can’t please everyone. You’re not a happy meal
9:02 AM - 15 Apr 2015

Twitter
Ivi
‏@ivannnaaakk
You can’t please everyone
You’re not a glazed donut
11:08 PM - 27 Apr 2015

Marietta (GA) Daily Journal
Brewing up, ‘dress’-ing up success by the ‘Shelf’-ful
by Joe Kirby, Otis A. Brumby III and Lee B. Garrett, - Around Town Columnists
May 12, 2015 04:00 AM
(...)
ALSO ON THE PANEL was publisher and editor Elizabeth Cossick of little black dress/little red wagon magazine, which she started out of her west Cobb house seven years ago. She, too, told the business crowd it was important to stay focused. “At the end of the day, our motto is, ‘You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella,’” she quipped.

Twitter
Hellofood Kenya
‏@HelloFood_KE
#wackywednesdaywisedom"You can’t please everyone. You’re not a coriander & cheese samosa”. Happy hump day foodies.smile
3:00 AM - 13 May 2015

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, May 18, 2015 • Permalink