A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 12, 2009
“You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”

"You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish” was the title of REO Speedwagon’s double platinum-selling 1978 album. The title is from an old riddle: “Question: What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? Answer: You can’t tuna fish.”

The riddle is cited in print from at least 1969.


Wikipedia: You Can Tune a Piano but You Can’t Tuna Fish
You Can Tune a Piano but You Can’t Tuna Fish, REO Speedwagon’s seventh studio album, was the first to be produced entirely by lead singer Kevin Cronin and lead guitarist Gary Richrath. The album was REO’s first to make the Top 40, peaking at #29. The album sold over 2 million copies in the U.S. which led it to go 2x Platinum.

3 September 1969, Alton (IL) Evening Telegraph, pg. A12, col. 2:
What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tune a fish.

15 August 1973, Capital Times, (Madison, WI), Green section, pg. 1, col. 5: 
What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish.

Google Books
Biggest Riddle Book in the World
By Joseph Rosenbloom
Illustrated by Joyce Behr
Edition: illustrated, revised
Published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
1976
Pg. 39:
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish.

24 February 1977, Provo (UT) Daily Herald, pg. 24, col. 2:
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can’t tuna fish.

Google News Archive
8 November 1977, Free Lance-Star (Fredericksburg, VA), pg, 14, cols. 1-2:
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish. 

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • (0) Comments • Friday, June 12, 2009 • Permalink