A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 28, 2017
“You can run from your problems. Unless your problem is a cheetah”

"You can run from your problems. Unless your problem is a cheetah” is a jocular one-line saying about problems that has been printed on many images.. Cheetahs are the fastest land animals.

“You can’t run from your problems. Especially if your problem is a cheetah, those fuckers are fast” was posted on Twitter on February 20, 2011. “You can run from your problems. Unless your problem is a cheetah” was posted on Twitter on July 4, 2011.


Wikipedia: Cheetah
The cheetah /ˈtʃiːtə/ (Acinonyx jubatus) is a large felid of the subfamily Felinae that occurs mainly in eastern and southern Africa and a few parts of Iran. The only extant member of the genus Acinonyx, the cheetah was first described by Johann Christian Daniel von Schreber in 1775. The cheetah is characterised by a slender body, deep chest, spotted coat, a small rounded head, black tear-like streaks on the face, long thin legs and a long spotted tail. Its lightly built, slender form is in sharp contrast with the robust build of the big cats, making it more similar to the cougar. The cheetah reaches nearly 70 to 90 cm (28 to 35 in) at the shoulder, and weighs 21–72 kg (46–159 lb). Though taller than the leopard, it is notably smaller than the lion. Basically yellowish tan or rufous to greyish white, the coat is uniformly covered with nearly 2,000 solid black spots.

Cheetahs are active mainly during the day, with hunting their major activity. Adult males are sociable despite their territoriality, forming groups called “coalitions”. Females are not territorial; they may be solitary or live with their offspring in home ranges. Carnivores, cheetah mainly prey upon antelopes and gazelles. They will stalk their prey to within 100–300 metres (330–980 ft), charge towards it and kill it by tripping it during the chase and biting its throat to suffocate it to death. The cheetah’s body is specialised for speed; it is the fastest land animal. The speed of a hunting cheetah averages 64 km/h (40 mph) during a sprint; the chase is interspersed with a few short bursts of speed, when the animal can attain 112 km/h (70 mph), although this is disputed by more recent measurements.

Twitter
B.V.‏
@DamnItBenny
You can’t run from your problems. Especially if your problem is a cheetah, those fuckers are fast.
12:30 AM - 20 Feb 2011

Twitter
Nathan‏
@Vodka4Nathan
You can run from you’re problems. Unless you’re problem is a cheetah.
10:11 PM - 4 Jul 2011

Twitter
Tim Brown‏
@alahsan
“@Grammmer_Police: You can run from your problems. Unless your problem is a cheetah.”
10:48 PM - 4 Jul 2011

Twitter
tHOElu M.D‏
@DrTSquare
Or a horse or a lion or practically any predator RT @Ecstasy_Bella: You can run from your problems. Unless your problem is a cheetah.
12:51 AM - 24 Nov 2011

Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
You can run from your problems. Unless your problem is a cheetah.
7:22 PM - 22 Jul 2013

Joke All You Can
THURSDAY, JUNE 5, 2014
You can run from your problems. unless your problem is a cheetah

July 2014, Popular Science, “Peer Review,” pg. 8:
You can run from your problems, unless your problem is a cheetah.
@Ksofen

Me.Me
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Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
You can run from your problems. Unless your problem is a cheetah.
7:02 AM - 29 May 2017

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