A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 01, 2016
“Yo mama is so dumb, she uses Old Spice for cooking”

Old SPice is the name of an American brand of male grooming products> It’s not a spice, but there’s a “yo mama” insult joke:

“Yo mama is so dumb, she uses Old Spice for cooking.”

“She cooks with Old Spice” was cited in print in 1997.


Wikipedia: Old Spice
Old Spice is an American brand of male grooming products. It is manufactured by Procter & Gamble, which acquired the brand in 1990 from Shulton, Inc. Shulton, Inc., the original producer of Old Spice, was founded in 1934 by William Lightfoot Schultz.

Google Groups: oc.culture.singapore
Your Mother’s so STUPID ....
The Migrant
12/14/97
(...)
she cooks with Old Spice.

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What Might Have Changed
Phydeaux
7/21/98
(...)
Yo mama’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.

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Second Hand Smoke Hurts Children
bobb
9/3/01
(...)-
Hmm… I’ve been accused of being stupid cuz I once used old spice for cooking…

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Hey Lamie! 
Etaoin Shrdlu
12/12/03
(...)
Lamie, you’re so stupid, you uses Old Spice for cooking

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Mel’s mammy is so stupid
GP
5/23/05
(...)
Mel’s mammy is so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking.

Google Books
The Art of Telling Great Jokes & Being Funny!
By Craig Kirsner
Fort Lauderdale, FL: Outstanding Books
2007
Pg. 136:
Yo mama’s so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking.

Google Books
Man Walks into a Bar:
Over 6,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners

By Stephen Arnott, Mike Haskins
Berkeley, CA: Ulysses Press
2007
Pg. 424:
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.

Google Books
The Mammoth Book of Insults
By Geoff Tibballs
New York, NY: Carroll & Graf Pub.
2007
Pg. ?:
Yo Mama’s so stupid she cooks with Old Spice.

Twitter
tayler.
‏@murdertaylerr
Yo mama is so stupid that she uses old spice for cooking(:
9:36 PM - 7 Feb 2010

YouTube
YO MAMA SO STUPID! Old Spice
Yo Mama
Published on May 1, 2015

Twitter
Stick Or Truth
‏@StickOrTruth
Yo momma’s so dumb she uses Old Spice for cooking #jokes
1:20 PM - 14 Feb 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, July 01, 2016 • Permalink