A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 29, 2016
“Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree?"/"No, but an applewood.”

Applewood smoked cheddar sounds like “apple would,” prompting the pun:

Q: Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree?
A: No, but an applewood.


The joke was cited on Twitter on September 17, 2014.


Wikipedia: Applewood cheese
Applewood, or Applewood smoked cheddar, is a round, white smoke-flavoured Cheddar cheese that is manufactured by Norseland Limited (formerly Ilchester Cheese Company) in Somerset, England.

Character
Applewood smoked cheddar is a fairly dense semi-hard cheese. Applewood is not smoked, but is instead treated with an artificial smoke flavouring. The cheese is coated with mild paprika, giving it a golden-amber appearance.

Twitter
Mark Lane
‏@Laineydn
@CourtyardDairy Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree? No, but an applewood.
1:46 PM - 17 Sep 2014

Twitter
Cheese Jokes
‏@dailycheesejoke
Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree? No, but an applewood
1:52 PM - 27 Dec 2014

Facebook
The Grilled Cheese Truck Ventura and Santa Barbara
December 31, 2014 ·
Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree? No, but an applewood. ‪#‎cheesejokes‬ ‪#‎funny‬ ‪#‎GCT‬

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Cheeselover
‏@inhonorofcheese
Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree? No, but an applewood
5:32 PM - 25 Feb 2015

Facebook
CafeHomage2Fromage
January 12, 2016 · Leeds, United Kingdom ·
**Competition Winner**
Congratulations to Rachel Lacy, we like your joke the best!
Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree? No but an applewood!

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, February 29, 2016 • Permalink