Entry in progress—B.P.
Return of the Tall Man
By Clay Fisher
New York, NY: Bantam Books
“*Wish in one hand, urinate in the other — see which fills up first.’”
Wish in one hand, shit in the other.
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one gets filled first.” When a person wants the impossible.
Joe: We need world peace. Can’t we just all get along?
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.
by ebensteben Apr 27, 2008
The Dictionary of Modern Proverbs
Edited by Charles Clay Doyle, Wolfgang Mieder and Fred R. Shapiro
New Haven, CT: Yale University Press
Shit (Pee, Spit) in one hand and hope (wish) in the other; see which fills up first.
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