“Why don’t pirates need lawyers?”/“They prefer to settle through ARRrrrbitration.”
A pirate riddle is:
Q: Why don’t pirates need lawyers?
A: They prefer to settle through ARRrrrbitration!
The joke was posted on PirateJokes.net on September 18, 2010, and has been printed on an image.
PirateJokes.net
On September 18, 2010, the grog-addicted Barnacle Barry said:
Q: Why don’t pirates need lawyers?
A: They prefer to settle through ARRrrrbitration!
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Why don’t pirates need lawyers? They prefer to settle through ARRrrrbitration!
11:44 PM - 17 Apr 2011
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mr. together
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Why don’t pirates need lawyers? They prefer to settle with ARRRRbitration. #piratejoke Ho ho.
12:13 PM - 5 Jun 2011
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Miriam Walters
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Why don’t pirates need lawyers? They prefer to settle through ARRrrrbitration! #internationaltalklikeapirateday
7:54 AM - 19 Sep 2011
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Thursday, April 19, 2012
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I’m going to throw in a pirate joke for the hell of it. Why don’t pirates need lawyers? They settle through ARRRRbitration.
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Why don’t Pirates need lawyers?
Because they prefer to settle through Arrrrrbitration
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3:56 AM - 19 Sep 2017