A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

Recent entries:
“To make me happy: Make me coffee, bring me coffee, be coffee….coffee” (3/24)
“Coffee, coffee! It’s our drink! If we don’t get it, we can’t think!” (3/24)
Entry forthcoming—B.P. (3/24)
“Want to hear a really dark joke?…Decaf” (3/24)
“I eat salad everyday. Bean salad…Coffee bean salad…Coffee. I drink coffee everyday” (3/24)
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Entry from February 09, 2017
“Why do pirates make great lawyers?"/"Because they’re very skilled at arrrrrguing.”

Entry in progress—B.P.

Twitter
Mikey Henderson
‏@fiddlermikey
#TLAPD @5EH Why do pirates make good lawyers? Because they love to ARRRgue
9:26 PM - 6 Aug 2009

Twitter
Ryan in Wichita
‏@RyanInWichita
@SportsNation Why do pirates make the best lawyers? Because they love to arrrrr-gue!
3:30 PM - 26 Aug 2009

Twitter
Shawn Krohn
‏@shawnpkrohn
Pirate joke beta: Why do pirates make good lawyers?
A: They love to win ARRR-guments and they always steal your treasure.
Retweet worthy?
6:00 PM - 21 May 2012

Twitter
PHS VARSITY CLUB
‏@PHSVCLUB16
Why do pirates make great lawyers?
Because they’re very skilled at arrrrrguing.
😂 fill the bleachers on Saturday 💯
#JokeThursday
1:44 PM - 3 Nov 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military • Thursday, February 09, 2017 • Permalink