A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from February 28, 2016
“Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced?"/"It had grater plans.”

A popular cheese pun is:

Q: Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced?
A: It had grater plans.


The joke was cited on Twitter on November 9. 2014.

Similar “grate” cheese puns include “Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again!” and “What do you call a block of cheese that hasn’t been shredded?"/"Ungrateful.”


Twitter
Kevin Hodges
‏@kevohodges
Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced? .... It had grater plans!! #cheesejoke #lol #simplethings
7:24 AM - 9 Nov 2014

Twitter
Carl Krystek
‏@KrystekC
@J0NES4U2 @KWUrsula @J0NES4U Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced though?
Because he had ‘grater’ plans!
12:51 PM - 5 Dec 2014

Hexjam
17 of the best cheese jokes of all time
Cheesy does it.

Rich Cooper - 13 February 2015
(...)
Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced?
It had grater plans.

Google+
Biery Cheese Co
Shared publicly - Jul 1, 2015
Why didn’t the #cheese want to get sliced?... It had grater plans! #InternationalJokeDay 

Kent amd Sussex Courier (UK)
11 hilarious cheese jokes for National Cheese Lovers Day
By Kent and Sussex Courier | Posted: January 20, 2016
January 20 is National Cheese Lovers Day.
Are you a fan? Celebrate all things cheesy with these 11 hilarious jokes.
(...)
. Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced? It had grater plans.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, February 28, 2016 • Permalink