"Question: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? Answer: He needed some spare ribs!”
This joke (cited in print since at least 2000) has appeared in many joke books, especially children’s riddle books. “Barbecue” is sometimes replaced by the skeleton going to a supermarket or a restaurant, or ordering Chinese take-out.
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What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs…
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From: Stan Kegel
Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 02:37:02 -0800
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What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.. (Jakk Bass)
14 July 2001, Boston (MA) Globe, “Poor Menu for Heart Makers”:
Q: Why did the skeleton go for a Chinese take-away?
A: Because he needed some spare ribs!
Kids’ Silliest Riddles
By Jacqueline Horsfall
Illustrated by Buck Jones
Published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
What do skeletons order at restaurants?
Spooky Sillies: A Book of Ghost Jokes
By Mark Moore
Illustrated by Anne Haberstroh
Published by Compass Point Books
What does a skeleton order to go?
The Everything Kids’ Gross Joke Book:
Side-splitting jokes that make your skin crawl!
By Aileen Weintraub
Published by Everything Books
What did the skeleton buy at the supermarket?
Mar 11 2005, 02:57 PM
Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!!!
Puns Spooken Here
By Richard Lederer
Illustrated by Jim McLean
Salt Lake City, UT: Gibbs Smith
Q. What’s a skeleton’s favorite food?
A. Spare ribs.
From North to South
October 20, 2006
Heard these jokes today..thought they were funny..
What did the skeleton say when he drove the motorcycle? Bone to be Wild.
Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ? He needed some spare ribs.
The Sarillon Monitor (October 6, 2008)
Q: Whey did the skeleton stop for BBQ.
A: He needed some spare ribs