A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 20, 2015
“Why can’t you run through a campground?” (joke)

"You can’t run through a campground. You can only ran because it’s past tents” (a pun on “past tense") is a joke that has been printed on posters. “Why can’t you run through a camp? it would ran, because it’s past tents” was cited on Twitter on July 14, 2014.


Twitter
jade
‏@Jadeylaurie
I advise anyone to not run past tents
5:17 PM - 19 Aug 2013

Twitter
Dillon George
‏@PokemonMasterDG
Why can’t you run through a camp?
it would ran, because it’s past tents
3:52 PM - 14 Jul 2014

Twitter
Brock Woodburn
‏@BrockWoodburn
Why can’t you run in a camprground.
It be ran. Bc it’s past tents.
8:37 PM - 16 Jul 2014

Twitter
PUNS
‏@omgthatspunny
Why can’t you run through a campground?
6:08 PM - 13 May 2015

reddit
You can’t run through a camp ground, you can only ran because it’s past tents. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted June 3, 2015 by Flindoogin

reddit
Why is it impossible to run through a campground? (self.Jokes)
submitted June 3, 2015 by Silver_Foxx
You can only ran, because it’s past tents.

Facebook
Ron Pollak ‎- Dad Jokes
June 9, 2015 at 1:24am ·
You can’t run through camp grounds, you can only ‘ran’. That’s because it’s past tents.
(Not original.)

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityExercise/Running/Health Clubs • Saturday, June 20, 2015 • Permalink