A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from February 14, 2017
“Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations?"/"Because they don’t believe in higher powers.”

An atheist pun about “higher powers” is:

Q: Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations?
A: Because they don’t believe in higher powers.


The math joke was posted on Twitter on October 19, 2009.


Twitter
Geek Central
‏@geekix
RT @AtheistHunter Q. Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? A. Because they don’t believe in higher powers. http://bit.ly/4AiSkX
6:54 PM - 19 Oct 2009

Twitter
Aditya Sengupta
‏@Sengupta
Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers. [via @omkarhalbe] #PJ
6:02 AM - 10 Sep 2010

Twitter
Jacob Cavaiani
‏@jcavaiani
@natehannula33 Why can’t an atheist can’t do exponential equations? Because he doesn’t believe in higher powers!
7:40 PM - 4 Oct 2012

Reddit—Jokes
Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations?
submitted January 14, 2014 by MildTy
Because they don’t believe in higher powers!

Reddit—DebateAnAtheist
Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? (self.DebateAnAtheist)
submitted November 30, 2014 by WastedP0tential
Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

Reddit—Jokes
Why Can’t Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?
submitted August 12, 2015 by Red7s
Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

Reddit—Jokes
A mathematical joke of mathematical-ness
submitted February 15, 2017 by BuredonotBurrito
Why can’t Atheists solve exponential equations?
Cause they don’t believe in a higher power.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Tuesday, February 14, 2017 • Permalink