“Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?”/“In a pellet court.”
“Appellate court” sounds like “a pellet court.” “Physicians should always take their legal business to a pellet court” is a pun that was cited in print in May 1888.
“When the man was shot with a BB gun, the case ended up in a pellet court” was posted on the newsgroup alt.x.y on January 8, 1999.
“In what legal venue would a rabbit seek to settle a dispute over where it is allowed to eat or defecate? A Pellet Court (By Gary Hallock)” was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on March 14, 1999. The rabbit joke is sometimes included with Easter bunny jokes.
30 May 1888, Daily Telegraph (Harrisburg, PA), “Little Bits,” pg. 4, col. 2:
Physicians should always take their legal business to a pellet court.
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13 October 1888, The Albany Law Journal (Albany, NY), pg. 304, col. 2:
IT would seem that our Court of Appeals judges are all homeopathics. At any rate, they are a pellet court.
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In what legal venue would a rabbit seek to settle a dispute over where it is allowed to eat or defecate? A Pellet Court (Gary Hallock)
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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?
In a pellet court. (Lederer & Ertner)
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By Jonathan Swan
London, UK: Ebury Press
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Pg. 21:
When the man was shot with a BB gun the case ended up in a pellet court.
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Pg. ?:
Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?
In a pellet court!