A popular alphabet joke is:
Q: Where do children learn their ABCs?
A: In LMN-tary school.
The joke has been cited in print since at least 1996.
Google Books
Funniest Riddle Book in the World
By Morrie Gallant and Sanford Hoffman
New York, NY: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
1996
Pg. 14:
Where do children learn their ABCs?
In LMN-tary school.
Google Books
Over 1500 Fantastic Jokes
By Guy Campbell and Mark Devins
London: Egmont Books, Limited
2003
Pg. 215:
Where do children learn their ABC’s?
At LMN-tary school!
Klosi Jokes
Category: School jokes
Date Added: 11/10/2007
Joke: Where do children learn their ABCs ?At LMN-tary school !
Google Books
101 Short and Hilarious Jokes for Kids:
Jokes They’ll Tell Again and Again
By Scott Allen
Delabarre Publishing at Smashwords
2010
Pg. ?:
Where do children learn their ABCs?
At LMN-tary school.
Google Books
A Tribute to Teachers:
Wit and Wisdom, Information and Inspiration about Those Who Change Our Lives
By Richard Lederer
Portland, OR: Marion Street Press
2011
Pg. ?:
Students Learn their ABCs at LMN-tary School.
Twitter
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6:16 AM - 6 Feb 2015
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To learn the alphabet, you go to LMN-tary school.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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