A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 29, 2017
“What’s the difference between you and a calendar?"/"A calendar has a date on Valentine’s Day.”

A Valentine’s Day riddle is:

Q: What’s the difference between you and a calendar?
A: A calendar has a date on Valentine’s Day.


“What’s the difference between you and a calendar? a calendar has a date… LOL” was posted on Twitter on January 25, 2012. “What’s the difference between you and a calendar on valentine’s day? The calendar has a date” was posted on Twitter on January 26, 2012. The joke has been printed on many images (both with and without “Valentine’s Day").

“Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?"/"Yes. February 14th” is a different phrasing for the same Valentine’s Day “date” riddle.


Twitter
Andrey Lorenzo
‏@andreyc0rrales_
What’s the difference between you and a calendar? a calendar has a date… LOL
8:16 AM - 25 Jan 2012

Twitter
Amy Donovan
‏@amykdonovan
“What’s the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has dates.” #ouchh
9:50 PM - 26 Jan 2012

Twitter
Brittany Nicole
‏@brittany_tee
RT @Purtell_M: @ItsKyleigghhh @brittany_tee What’s the difference between you and a calendar on valentine’s day? The calendar has a date.
10:55 PM - 26 Jan 2012

Twitter
SELLING OTRA TORONTO
‏@AwkwardTeen1010
What’s the difference between me and a calendar? The calendar has a date for Valentines’ Day. #ForeverAloneWithMy50InvisibleCatsAndPosters.
10:08 PM - 29 Jan 2012

Twitter
Hannah GV
‏@hannahg6
*talking about Valentine’s Day* Noah- “what’s the difference between Hannah and a calendar?” “what?” “the calendar has a date.”
1:11 AM - 4 Feb 2012

Twitter
🐣
‏@Brianna8cD
On Valentine’s Day, what’s the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has a date.
5:36 PM - 12 Feb 2012

Twitter
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‏@unknownbook_
What’s the difference between me and a calendar? The calendar has a date on Valentine’s Day.
6:24 PM - 13 Feb 2012

Google Books
More One Liners, Jokes and Gags
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London: Biteback Publishing
2013
Pg. ?:
What’s the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has dates.

Twitter
Jaime Alexa
‏@JLexMedia
What’s the difference between a single person and a calendar? A calendar has a DATE every February 14th. #HappyValentinesDay
10:43 AM - 14 Feb 2014

Reddit—Jokes
What’s the difference between you and a calendar?
submitted October 18, 2014 by TheBrofessir
A calendar has dates…

My Town Tutors
Valentine’s Day Jokes: Top 25 Valentines Day Jokes
Posted on February 12, 2015 by mmolloy
(...)
15. What is the difference between a calendar and single person?… A calendar has a date on Valentine’s day.

Reddit—Jokes
What’s the difference between you and a calendar?
submitted February 14, 2015 by CheckCheckmate
A calendar has a date for Valentine’s Day.

Reddit—Cleanjokes
What’s the difference between me and a calendar? (self.cleanjokes)
submitted August 20, 2015 by signhereinitialhere
A calendar has dates. #foreveralone

Reddit—Jokes
What’s the difference between a calendar and me?
submitted November 9, 2015 by malabanto
The calendar has dates.

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