A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 13, 2017
“What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?"/"My pizza jokes can’t be topped!”

A pizza joke—often told after several cheesy pizza jokes—is:

Q: What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
A: My pizza jokes can’t be topped!


The pizza riddle has been cited in print since at least 2011.


The Nervous Breakdown (TNB)
Pizza Jokes!
By Darci Ratliff
May 20, 2011
(...)
8. What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!

Twitter
Pizza Lover‏
@UKPizzaLover
Replying to @stephelmore
@stephelmore What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? ... My pizza jokes can’t be topped! (You did say cheesy grin )
9:51 AM - 22 Jan 2012

Twitter
Schlittz & Giggles‏
@SchlittzGiggles
What’s the difference between our pizza, and our pizza jokes? Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!!!
4:02 PM - 11 Apr 2012

Twitter
Conor Maynard‏
@MaynardFacts
@conormaynard What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? A: My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
6:19 PM - 15 Sep 2012

17 August 2014, Sunday Telegraph (Surrey Hills, New South Wales), “Laugh Till Your Face Hurts,” pg. 73:
Q: What’s the difference between a pizza and these pizza jokes?
A: These pizza jokes can’t be topped!

Reddit—Jokes
What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
submitted October 31, 2014 by vossbot
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!

imgur
budda bumm tsss
by iUseMyName May 7 2015
My Pizza Jokes Can’t be TOPPED

My Town Tutors
Pizza Jokes: National Pizza Day Jokes
Posted on November 12, 2016
1. What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!

Bustle
11 Ways To Celebrate National Pizza Day
By NANCY VALEV Feb 9, 2017
(...)
Indulge In Some Extra Cheesy Pizza Puns And Jokes
Pizza jokes will surely steal a pizza your heart … and these pizza jokes can’t be topped! (I know there’s mushroom for improvement.) Let’s face it, pizza jokes will always be cheesy. But that is why we love them and should celebrate them. Slice, slice baby.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, March 13, 2017 • Permalink