A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 23, 2016
“What’s the difference between a genie and a genius?”’ (joke)

Kris Wilson did the comic strip “Cyanide and Happiness” at Explosm.net on April 29, 2013:

Panel 3: ARE YOU A GENIE?
Panel 4: I’M A GENIUS
Panel 5: DO YOU GRANT WISHES?
Panel 6: I WISH FOR GRANTS

“The difference between a genie and a genius is that the former grants wishes and the latter wishes for grants” was posted on Twitter on April 29, 2013.


Twitter
Chill Phil
‏@phil_chil
The difference between a genie and a genius is that the former grants wishes and the latter wishes for grants
9:59 AM - 29 Apr 2013

Twitter
Rebel
‏@rebelmariposa
hilarious...what the difference between a #genie and a #genius ? http://www.explosm.net/comics/3155/
12:23 AM - 2 May 2013

Twitter
A. Mazing
‏@sassypants81
@TheRickHoweShow
Q:  What’s the difference between a genie and a scientist?
A:  One grants wishes, and the other wishes for grants.
9:13 AM - 20 Oct 2014

Reddit
Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?
submitted January 17, 2015 by Hecawim
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
Source: http://explosm.net/comics/3155/

Twitter
N. Chandrasekhar
‏@NCResq
@_mnag Reminds me of an old joke:
What’s the difference between genies & scientists?
Genies grant wishes while scientists wish for grants
12:23 PM - 23 Oct 2016
Chennai, India

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