A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from September 12, 2016
“What’s the best thing about a swimming pool bar?” (joke)

Many hotels have bars at their swimming pools. “Ever wonder why there’s never any bathrooms near the pool bar? Yeah. That’s why” was posted on Twitter on October 12, 2009. “Swim-up pool bars are the greatest. Walking back and forth to the bathroom to pee is a fool’s game...” was posted on Twitter on November 23, 2009.

A joke was posted on Reddit on September 12, 2016:

“What’s the best thing about a swimming pool bar? There’s never a line for the bathroom.”


Twitter
Brody
‏@lovespooner
Also: Ever wonder why there’s never any bathrooms near the pool bar? Yeah. That’s why.
12:15 PM - 13 Oct 2009

Twitter
Sweet Twits
‏@Sweet_Twits
On vacation.  Swim-up pool bars are the greatest.  Walking back and forth to the bathroom to pee is a fool’s game… Cheers to innovation.
6:55 PM - 23 Nov 2009

Twitter
Michael Bell
‏@MBell_13
Have you ever noticed at pool bars no one ever leaves the pool to go to the bathroom.
7:48 PM - 18 Jul 2012

Twitter
dicky dunn
‏@captainkorndog
@sarahlane No need for a bathroom when you have a bar in a damn swimming pool. Oh No!
7:36 PM - 11 Oct 2012

Twitter
Tim Jenkins
‏@Tenkins
I love swimming pool bars! You can just pee right on your bar stool! Less bathroom time=more time talkin’ to ladies.
7:11 PM - 21 Nov 2012

reddit
What’s the best thing about a swimming pool bar?
submitted September 12, 2016 by Plurbert
There’s never a line for the bathroom.

Twitter
me
‏@not_actuallyme
What’s the best thing about a swimming pool bar? via /r/Jokes
7:48 PM - 12 Sep 2016

Twitter
Anne
‏@tiz37123
What’s the best thing about a swimming pool bar?
7:57 PM - 12 Sep 2016

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