A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from April 26, 2017
“What’s the best place to buy Cheerios and donuts?"/"Hole Foods.”

A pun on the name Whole Foods is:

Q: What’s the best place to buy Cheerios and donuts?
A: Hole Foods.


This form of the joke was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on April 24, 2017.

“Shopping at Whole Foods. Are donuts, Cheerios and Swiss cheese hole foods? Just askin’” was posted on Twitter on November 3, 2009. “I want to open a specialty grocery store that only sells donuts, swiss cheese, Cheerios, and onion rings. I’ll call it Hole Foods” was posted on Twitter on December 13, 2010.


Wikipedia: Whole Foods Market
Whole Foods Market Inc. is an American supermarket chain exclusively featuring foods without artificial preservatives, colors, flavors, sweeteners, and hydrogenated fats. It is the United States’ first certified organic grocer, which means it ensures, to National Organic Program standards, organic integrity of the heterogeneous products from the time they reach stores until they are placed in a shopping cart. It opened on September 20, 1980, in Austin, Texas, its current headquarters. As of September 2015, it has 91,000 employees and 431 supermarkets in the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom, and has its main produce procurement office in Watsonville, California.

Twitter
Rob Paulsen‏
@yakkopinky
Shopping at Whole Foods. Are donuts, Cheerios and Swiss cheese hole foods? Just askin’.
2:10 PM - 3 Nov 2009

Twitter
Betty F*ckin’ White‏
@BettyFckinWhite
I want to open a specialty grocery store that only sells donuts, swiss cheese, Cheerios, and onion rings. I’ll call it Hole Foods.
3:48 PM - 13 Dec 2010

Twitter
Brilliantderrick.com‏
@BriliantDerrick
I want to start a donut, bagel, pretzel, life savers, and cheerios store called hole foods. #wholefoods #holefoods #donuts #cheerios
5:16 PM - 5 Jul 2012

Twitter
Penalty Kicks‏
@VocabuLarry
Haha, no actually this is Hole Foods. We sell Cheerios, donuts, Swiss Cheese, onion rings, macaroni, Life Savers, bundt cake, Ritz crackers,
8:40 AM - 25 Mar 2013

Twitter
Κ U S H • M O D Y‏
@kushmody
Hole Foods—a store that sells donuts, bagels, Swiss cheese, onion rings, Cheerios, Lifesavers, and black olives
12:37 PM - 18 Aug 2014

Reddit—Dad Jokes
Where is the best place to buy Cheerios and donuts? (self.dadjokes)
submitted April 24, 2017 by sauntering
Hole Foods

CollegeHumor
10 Awful Dad Jokes You’ll Hate Yourself for Laughing At
WILLIE MUSE
@Williesillie2
April 24, 2017
(...)
Where is the best place to buy Cheerios and donuts?
Hole Foods
-- sauntering

The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day
Wednesday, April 26, 2017
What’s the best place to buy Cheerios and donuts?
Hole Foods.
Posted by Tim Wycislak at 10:33 AM

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Bakeries/Food Stores • Wednesday, April 26, 2017 • Permalink