“What’s a vampire’s favorite ice cream?”/“Veinilla.”
A popular children’s Halloween pun is:
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite ice cream?
A: Veinilla.
The “veinilla” (vein + vanilla) joke has been cited in print since at least January 1997, when a “Cryptoquip” puzzle answer mentioned “Count Dracula” instead of “vampire.”
“What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?”/“A blood orange” and “What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?”/“A necktarine” are similar vampire riddles.
3 January 1997, Sun Herald (Englewood, FL), “Cryptoquip,” Our Town, pg. 8, col. 5:
Yesterday’s Cryptoquip: DO YOU ASSUME COUNT DRACULA’S VERY FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR IS VEINILLA?
23 June 1998, Los Angeles (CA) Times, “Laugh Lines; Pint-Sized Punch Lines,” pg. 3:
What is a vampire’s favorite flavor of ice cream? Veinilla. (Alexandra Greenberg, 7, San Diego, Ecole Francaise de San Diego)
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Q.Whats is a vampire’s favret ice cream?
A.Veinilla.
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The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes:
Humour for the whole family
By Geoff Tibballs
London: Constable & Robinson Ltd
2011
Which flavour ice cream is Dracula’s favourite?
Vein-illa.
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By Franklin Yantz
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2011
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What flavour ice cream is Dracula’s favourite ?
Veinilla !