“What’s a monster’s favorite bean?”/“A human bean.”
A popular monster riddle is:
Q: What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
A: A human bean.
The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1996, when it was included in a Halloween joke list.
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Gorgeous
10/22/96
(...)
Q. What’s a monsters favorite bean?
A. A human bean.
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Halloween Jokes
Karl-Heinz Wachtendorf
11/2/97
(...)
Q. What’s a monsters favorite bean?
A. A human bean.
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Halloween Shorties
Bill McCartney
11/1/98
(...)
What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
A human bean.
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[OT] Hallo Bean
Denise~*
10/31/00
(...)
Q. What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
A. A human bean.
Twitter
Lofton Staffing
@LoftonStaffing
Q. What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
A. A human bean.
12:27 PM - 23 Oct 2009
Google Books
The Ultimate Kid’s Joke Book
By Peter Coup
London: Arcturus Publishing Limited
2013
Pg. ?:
What’s a monster’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
Google Books
Justin’s Chuckle Time
By Justin Fletcher
London: Faber & Faber
2013
Pg. ?:
What is a monster’s favourite bean?
A human bean.
Google Books
Gigglers: Disgusting Jokes
By Toby Reynolds
London: Scholastic UK
2015
Pg. ?:
Q. What is a monster’s favourite bean?
A. A human bean!
Twitter
kvag
@kelseygranchie
SPOOKY JOKE OF THE DAY: what a monster’s favorite vegetable? a human bean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👻
7:46 AM - 6 Oct 2016