A popular lawyer joke is:
Q. What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
A. About three pounds, including the urn.
The joke has been cited in print since at least 1994.
The Postal Supervisor
1992 (Google Books date may be incorrect.—ed.)
The best one I have heard lately is: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? It is two-and-a-half-pounds including the urn.
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Lawyer joke alert!
JASON DONALD WRIGHT () wrote:
: In article <2li3a3$p...@char.vnet.net>, (Stephen E. Engel) wr
: > Q. What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
: > A. About three pounds, including the urn.
: Who’d bother with the urn?
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THE WORLD’S FUNNIEST JOKE
Dr. Jai Maharaj
How much does the very best lawyer weigh? 5 lbs, if you include the urn.
A Treasury of Gross Jokes
By Julius Alvin
New York, NY: Kensington Books
What is the ideal weight for every lawyer?
Three pounds, including the urn.
And I Was Told
Lincoln, NE: iUniverse
“What is a lawyer’s ideal weight? About five pounds including the urn.”
Jokes and Targets
By Christie Davies
Bloomington, IN: Indiana University Press
What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?
About three pounds, including the urn.
Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
A: About three pounds, including the urn.
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