A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from December 12, 2016
“What’s a chef’s weapon of choice?"/"A salt rifle.”

The term “assault rifle” has led to some “a salt rifle” jokes. “What is the chef’s signature gun? ‘A salt rifle’” was posted on Twitter on November 5, 2011. “What is a chefs weapon of choice? A salt rifle” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 19, 2016.


Wikipedia: Assault rifle
An assault rifle is a selective-fire rifle that uses an intermediate cartridge and a detachable magazine. Assault rifles were first used during World War II. Though Western nations were slow to accept the assault rifle concept after World War II, by the end of the 20th century they had become the standard weapon in most of the world’s armies, replacing semi-automatic rifles, battle rifles and sub-machine guns in most roles.[8] Examples include the StG 44, AK-47 and the M16 rifle.

Twitter
Reinhart Alvanze
‏@v4ln1x
What is the chef’s signature gun? “A salt rifle” @mattjosiah @Henhen0412 @Xaureus
9:02 PM - 5 Nov 2011

Twitter
Ali Adel
‏@AliAdelMohamed
Assault Rifle… A Salt Rifle xD
7:11 AM - 27 Feb 2012

Twitter
Matt Ortego
‏@Matt0rtego
@HaloWaypoint @MoltenSlowa What weapon did Master Chef bring to the kitchen? An A-Salt Rifle!! Malesmile
3:51 PM - 30 Apr 2013

Twitter
Richard Oberlander
‏@rtoberl
What’s a salt rifle?  Are there pepper rifles, too?
5:18 PM - 5 Apr 2016

Reddit—Jokes
What is a chefs weapon of choice?
submitted September 19, 2016 by rudyofrohan
A salt rifle

Reddit—Jokes
What did the soldier use to season his fries?
submitted December 12, 2016 by shiftt
A salt rifle.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, December 12, 2016 • Permalink