A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 19, 2016
“What vegetable makes birds fart?"/"A sparrow gas.”

Asparagus isn’t featured in many jokes, but there is a pun:

Q: What vegetable makes birds fart”
A: A sparrow gas.


Pun Gents published the pun on June 12, 2009.


Pun Gents :: Original Pun of the Day
Pun for 06/12/09
What vegetable makes birds fart?
A sparrow gas.

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The Pun Gents
‏@pungents
Pun of the Day - What vegetable makes birds fart?
A sparrow gas. http://tinyurl.com/nfbhq6
4:08 AM - 12 Jun 2009

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KitcheNova
‏@Kitchenova
What vegetable makes birds fart? A sparrow gas. http://tinyurl.com/nfbhq6 (RT @PunGents)
5:58 PM - 25 Jul 2009

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Sophia
‏@ayiasophia
Mum: Look at that sparrow! Dad: If it did a fart, would that be A SPARROW GAS (asparagus)? Mum: David! #terryandjuneland
5:03 PM - 31 Jul 2012

The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
What vegetable makes birds fart?
A sparrow gas.
Posted by Tim Wycislak at 3:01 AM

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Frabjous Guy
‏@Adonis_Xaevier
What vegetable makes birds fart? A sparrow gas
10:34 AM - 8 Apr 2015

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, May 19, 2016 • Permalink