A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from July 10, 2016
“What newspaper do cows read?"/"The Moo York Times.”

The New York (NY) Times has a cow riddle:

Q: What newspaper do cows read?
A: The Moo York Times.

The joke has been cited in print since at least 2009. The cow riddle was popularized on the American adult animated sitcom Family Guy in 2014.

“What newspaper do cows read?"/"The Daily Moos” is a similar cow joke. “Where do cows go on vacation?"/"Moo York” is a similar “Moo York” cow joke.

Wikipedia: The New York Times
The New York Times (sometimes abbreviated to NYT) is an American daily newspaper, founded and continuously published in New York City since September 18, 1851, by The New York Times Company. The New York Times has won 117 Pulitzer Prizes, more than any other news organization.

Yogesh Krishnan
Moo-York Times #cowmedia
11:10 AM - 4 Nov 2009

Neoterica Partners
@pattidigh which newspaper do cows read? The Moo York Times, of course. Gotta love a kid’s sense of humor!
3:45 AM - 24 Nov 2009

Family Guy
The MOO YORK TIMES. Get it? #familyguy
7:43 PM - 9 Mar 2014

Which newspaper do the cows read? Moo-York Times! Hahaha! #FamilyGuy
7:44 PM - 9 Mar 2014

Family Guy Transcript
Mom’s the Word
Oh, hey, Evelyn, I got a riddle for you. What newspapers do cows read?
The Moo York Times.
That’s very clever, Peter. Did you make that up?
Nah, I got it off a yogurt.
Still, very impressive.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?
submitted July 11, 2016 by selfamused
The Moo York Times

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMedia/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet • Sunday, July 10, 2016 • Permalink