A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 17, 2017
“How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?"/"Put him in the front.”

Entry in progress—B.P.

19 September 1964, Cincinnati (OH) Enquirer, “Animal Riddles” by Bennett Cerf, “This Week” magazine, pg, 10:
How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of a car?
Pg. 12:
Have him sit in front with you.

8 November 1964, Washington (DC) Post, “A Is for Animal And C’s for Care” By the Gesell Institute,” pg. C2:
Anyway, we can recommend Bennet Cerf’s “Book of Animal Riddles” (Random House):

“How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of a car?” “Have him sit in the front with you,” of course.

July 2011, Highlights for Children, “Riddles,” pg. 11:
How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of a car?
Have him sit in the front seat with you.
Michael Gonzales, Kentucky

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How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of a car?
Make him sit up front. (Kids Jokes)

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