A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 24, 2017
“What does the military use acid for?"/"To neutralize the enemy base.”

A chemistry joke is:

Q: What does the military use acid for?
A: To neutralize the enemy base.


The military riddle was posted on Twitter on July 28, 2016.


Twitter
Punsโ€
@TheFunnyWorId
Dead ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
What does the military use acid for?
To neutralize the enemy base.
9:37 PM - 28 Jul 2016

Twitter
Njambiโ€
@ly_njambi
What does the military use acid for?
To neutralize the enemy base
9:07 AM - 30 Jul 2016

Twitter
Alan Freshwaterโ€
@SteffordPrawn
Ok men, said the Captain.  We must neutralise the enemy base. Any ideas?
Acid Sir.
6:24 PM - 31 Jul 2016

Twitter
Jaydenโ€
@Jayzandcraz
if the chem chers ever have a war against each other
would they use acid to neutralise the enemy base?? ๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒš
8:49 AM - 12 Aug 2016

Me.Me
WHAT DOES THE MILITARY USE ACID FOR? TO NEUTRALIZE THE ENEMY BASE DEAD ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ MEME
MEMES ๐Ÿค– ACID THE ENEMY NEUTRAL ACIDS
FOUND @ 3018 LIKES ON 2017-02-04 21:19:28 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: TWITTER

Reddit—Jokes
What does the military use acid for?
submitted March 5, 2017 by belungawhale
To neutralize the enemy base.

Twitter
Lame Jokesโ€
@lamejokes_net
What does the military use acid for? http://ift.tt/2mJTe58
To neutralize the enemy base.
#jokes
9:40 PM - 5 Mar 2017

Reddit—Jokes
What does the military use acid for?
submitted March 11, 2017 by bhooot
To neutralize the enemy base.

Reddit—Jokes
Why would the military use acid?
submitted May 23, 2017 by jaykirsch
To neutralize the enemy base.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military • Wednesday, May 24, 2017 • Permalink