A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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“Why did the pirate ask to get a mortgage with 3.142 percent interest?"/"He wanted the pi-rate!” (9/20)
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Entry from May 31, 2017
“What does a cannibal drink in the morning?"/"A cup of Joe.”

“Cup of joe” is a slang term for a cup of coffee. “Joe” possibly stands for “java.”

A cannibal riddle is:

Q: What does a cannibal drink in the morning?
A: A cup of Joe.


“I wonder if there’s ever been a cannibal movie that’s made a double entendre out of ‘cup of joe’” was posted on Twitter on October 17, 2007. “via Austin: what is a cannibal’s favorite thing to drink in the mornings? A cup of Joe” was posted on Twitter on February 6, 2011.

“Cannibals don’t drink coffee. They have a cup of Joe instead” was posted on Twitter on November 29, 2014.


Twitter
Jesse Baer‏
@misc
Replying to @scottsigler
@scottsigler i wonder if there’s ever been a cannibal movie that’s made a double entendre out of “cup of joe”
9:11 AM - 17 Oct 2007

Twitter
scot BURBANK‏
@scotburbank
I bet every cannibal starts the day with a nice “cup of Joe”.
11:13 AM - 22 Sep 2009

Twitter
Erin Smith‏
@erinLsmith94
via Austin: what is a cannibal’s favorite thing to drink in the mornings? A cup of Joe. #ohmywordthatsdisgusting
9:48 AM - 6 Feb 2011

Twitter
sarah‏
@SarahInTheRye
Replying to @whatmixtape
“@dumbfactory: A cannibal’s favorite drink?
A cup of Joe.” @Cup_of_Joe__
7:48 AM - 25 Nov 2013

Reddit—Jokes
What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?
submitted October 21, 2014 by Claywick
A cup of Joe.

Twitter
Dylan‏
@dyldonot
Cannibals don’t drink coffee.
They have a cup of Joe instead.
3:23 PM - 29 Nov 2014

JB’s Times
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 3, 2014
Cannibals don’t drink coffee ... They have a cup of Joe instead.

Twitter
Heather Eggers‏
@TheHeatherAfter
Dorian: “What does a cannibal drink in the morning?”
Me: ...
Dorian: A cup of joe.
#jokes… http://ift.tt/1khnaR9
1:51 PM - 7 Nov 2015

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, May 31, 2017 • Permalink