A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 18, 2015
“What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?” (joke)

A popular piano joke is:

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A: A flat major.


The joke has been cited in print since at least 1996.

“What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?” is a related joke. The answer is: “A flat miner/minor.”


Google Books
Bass World: The Journal of the International Society of Bassists
Volumes 21-22
1996
Pg. 73:
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor.

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A: A flat major.

Old Fulton NY Post Cards
25/26 July 1998, Rogersville (TN) Review, “Website offers musical humor,” pg. 3A, col. 4:
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major.

Google Groups: alt.humor
Musical Humour - Keyboards
Desiato
12/16/99
(...)
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano on an Army base? A flat Major.

Google Books
Guide to College Majors:
Everything You Need to Know to Choose the Right Major

By Princeton Review (Firm)
New York, NY: Random House
2005
Pg. 533:
A Joke
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major.

Google Books
Best Ever Classroom Jokes:
Because some of us never grow up

By Mike Haskins
Pavilion Books
2015
Pg. ?:
What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.

Twitter
John Brookfield
‏@MeltHell
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major. http://jokes4all.net/joke_5.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter … #jokes
3:10 AM - 19 Oct 2015

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMusic/Dance/Theatre/Film • Sunday, October 18, 2015 • Permalink